exterminate: to get rid of completely usually by killing off
why are there beetles everywhere in my house? I am not okay with this. no one invited them. they were NOT invited! in an effort to extinguish the beetles, I bought a plastic iguana, but he has been ineffective at eating the beetles. this is either because he is plastic or because iguanas are herbivore. I'm not sure which.
Theodor the Iguana. I was going to take him to work, but he looks so content on my desk at home.
Seriously though, we finally got screens from our landlord, but the bug problem has just worsened. I always joke that someday the ants are going to take over the entirety of Boise because there are so many ant hills here-- one for every crack and crevice it seems-- but now, I think my comedy is turning into a deep and tragic reality.
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