"Do not fear, we need not steal this remarkable and coveted memento," Nichole said. "Besides, Alisha's not wearing enough clothing for us to hide it under," I added. "And just in case we forget where we got this bucket full of cheap beer from, we can look on the side and read SOUVENIR- MERIDIAN SPEEDWAY. Gawd I love 'merica."
Gill drove again in the annual boat race demolition derby. We came to watch and support. He did surprisingly well. Last year his car engine crapped out on the third lap and someone stole his boat. But don't mention it, he's still a little heartbroken. This year though, he did a fantastic welding job and his car was decked out in beautiful artwork, hand-crafted by all your favorite/loveable local tattooist from Inkvision in Boise, ID. Ahh, how I love them so.
At any rate, we had a magnificent time and even after losing his boat, Gill was able to weld on another one, reenter the race and finish third or so. I talked to him yesterday and no one is more gung-ho for next August.
Oh ho ho Kendall, you are good people.
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