motherfucker

motherfucker: self explanatory swear word, surprisingly in Microsoft Office spell check. I have more than likely already used this as a post title, oh well.

Humph. I'm tired of dating people who look down upon the fact that I cuss. No more editing, no more turning "fuck" into "fudge," no more apologizing after the fact like it's going to offend everyone and all their precious golden sensitive ears. Fuuuuck Your Precious Golden Sensitive Ears. Te he. In the words of hyperbole and a half blog author (best blog ever), I offer this explanation...

Q: Will you stop using swear words?

A: [No.] I like swear words. I think they can be really funny. I try to use them sparingly because I know that some people don't feel the same way, but sometimes a sentence just needs the word "motherfucker" in it. If I've used a swear word, I have probably thought long and hard about whether it was necessary and decided that it was. In my opinion, they are just words and should not be given so much power. However, I understand that some of you wish to share my posts with your children and not everyone feels comfortable with their children knowing the word "fuck." In that case, I give you full permission to transfer my posts to a word document and erase the offending words or print the post out and black out the "fucks" and "shits" and "motherfuckers." And I apologize if my use of these words has offended you in any way. but seriously, saying "motherfucker" just makes the day brighter :P

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