cocknocker: I don't really know the definition 100%, but people say it all the time as an insult in Canada. You cocknocker! It's just good clean, err, good fun to say
This past weekend we drove two stretches over 8 hours each to get to Edmonton, Alberta in Canada. Why you ask...well to strap on our skates and roll around in circle, maybe get a few bruises and cracked ribs of course. We lost our bout, but it sure was a blast. I was inside my own head the whole bout, still getting used to the wheels I bought in September. At one point on the trip we had stopped at Canada's version of Costco for snacks, etc. As I was walking out of the store, I turned to look back and saw Rampage trying to exit the entrance, then she got wildly distracted by a large display of canned maple beans, "Oh my gosh beans! I need these." She shoveled 4 or 5 cans into her arms, stuffed one down her shirt and ran back into the store to pay. Ha! And to think this lovely lady is perhaps one of the jammers I respect most and even want to emulate. Damn, she's got skill, but is bat shit crazy, cracks me up. The rest of the weekend is freckled, no, filled to the brim with stories like this.
P.s. never have I seen Highway that intoxicated before. On the drive up, there was construction traffic at 1am! and what did Highway do? She got out and peed in the middle of the road, not the side, but the middle, then waved to the semi truck driver in front of us. And to think, they made fun of me for talking about quail while I was sleeping in the backseat!! Who's crazy now. Well, I guess we are all. It's a prerequisite in derby, you have to be fucked up and broken even before you can skate.
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| Right after we ate (most delicious GF buttered noodles I have ever had) in Missoula, MT |
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| Like a boss! Probably the only thing I did right that whole bout |
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| Fine art in the powder room at the Calgary Motel 6 |
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| Thanks Oil City! |
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