3/3/11

to kill a bear with a toothpick

to kill a bear with a toothpick: something that is near impossible to do, and foolish to even attempt

getting me to carry a purse is like trying to kill a bear with a toothpick.  However, defeated, I broke down and bought a purse earlier this week.  It's not as horrible as I thought it would be.  I vow here and now though, that I will never be one of those giant bag ladies that carries all of Walmart plus an extra tube of lipstick in her bag. No way, Jose!

Found it at Value Village for $6, it's about 10" long



Also, Living with me means you get asked some of the most random questions.  My roommate, Fred, knows this best.  Tonight I asked her if she ever wondered why Sponge Bob had Square Pants instead of some other square article of clothing or object...like a hat...or maybe a pan. Sponge Bob Square Pan!  I digress, on Monday night, I asked her what her thoughts on old people were.  This quickly escalated to me drawing a venn diagram of the people I like.   I'll scan in the original post-it note later.  But for now...


outside the circles= all other people, aka people I am not a fan of, inside the circle to the left are kids from the age 2.5 to 9, inside the circle to the right are people over the age of 60+, and in the middle are people who receive a subscription to AARP magazine (namely, kids with stolen identities).

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